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*waves* [07 Nov 2003|02:55am] [ mood | ALIVE ] [ music | Bis - Eurodisco ] I'M NOT DEAD! I'M NOT FUCKING DEAD!!!!!! *jumps up and down waving at everyone* ME=NOT DEAD! Although I might be if this fucking schedule keeps up..... 7 cocks | beer?

public service announcement [04 Sep 2003|04:04am] [ mood | accomplished ] [ music | At The Drive In - Pattern Against User ] I AM ALIVE! LIKE A BIG FAT HAIRY JESUS! *NODS* [O.O.C - Hopefully i'm back a little more permanently now *grin* Moving house and Computer probs..sorry :(] 7 cocks | beer?

*odd mystical music in the background* [15 May 2003|05:23pm] july..I shall return.. doodoodoodoooo 3 cocks | beer?

BWAAAAAAAGHHHHH! DEATH! DEATH! DEAAAAATH! [18 Mar 2003|02:27pm] [ mood | annoyed ] [ music | none ] So, yeah. the computer is dead. :( i'll update as often as I can, but right now, i'm internet-less..which sucks major ass :( i miss you all. :-* all i have to entertain me now is Matt farting on people at celebrity parties.... 12 cocks | beer?

PIMP POST! [10 Mar 2003|02:08pm] [ mood | bouncy ] [ music | Il Nino - What Comes Around ] OK, so this is my first pimping post..here we go...I'm going by Tiff's 'yearbook' idea ROFL mattstone he's a cigarette stealing, big hair wearing lanky bastard..........but he does have a sweet ass..so all is forgiven... casey__chaos_ - my cigarette giving buddy :) and of course his other half joeyreject ...well they're one of the best looking couples i've seen in a while :) (i trust the cheque is in the post, you guys ;D) tiffany_darwish everyone's favourite mall queen! She's a lovely lady and she's buying me a new dress! come on everyone! *up up chin chin* [Bad username: i_bificus> RAWK N'ROLL! She gat purrrrty tattoos..and she scares me..so..erm..she's a lovely lovely woman and...don't hit me *cowers* :) <lj user=]...he smells nice..like...flowers and chocolate and things...lol... shavo cause he gave me my journal code and he also smells quite nice and gives me cigarettes (am i starting to sound like elmo?) daron_malakian Shavo's other half...he's lovely...and...his house is like a menagerie! joeymcintyre this is the man responsible for me in a dress taking over from Danny in a New Kids revival...ohhh dear..you thought Danny was bad? you just wait kids...lol... hard_roc and [Error: Irreparable invalid markup ('<lj_user="m_chisholm">') in entry. Owner must fix manually. Raw contents below.] OK, so this is my first pimping post..here we go...I'm going by Tiff's 'yearbook' idea ROFL <lj user="mattstone"> he's a cigarette stealing, big hair wearing lanky bastard..........but he <i>does</i> have a sweet ass..so all is forgiven... <lj user="casey__chaos_"> - my cigarette giving buddy :) and of course his other half <lj user="joeyreject"> ...well they're one of the best looking couples i've seen in a while :) (i trust the cheque is in the post, you guys ;D) <lj user="tiffany_darwish"> everyone's favourite mall queen! She's a lovely lady and she's buying me a new dress! come on everyone! *up up chin chin* <lj user="i_bificus> RAWK N'ROLL! She gat purrrrty tattoos..and she scares me..so..erm..she's a lovely lovely woman and...don't hit me *cowers* :) <lj user="jerry_oconnell">...he smells nice..like...flowers and chocolate and things...lol... <lj user="shavo"> cause he gave me my journal code and he also smells quite nice and gives me cigarettes (am i starting to sound like elmo?) <lj user="daron_malakian"> Shavo's other half...he's lovely...and...his house is like a menagerie! <lj user="joeymcintyre"> this is the man responsible for me in a dress taking over from Danny in a New Kids revival...ohhh dear..you thought Danny was bad? you just wait kids...lol... <lj user="hard_roc"> and <lj_user="m_chisholm"> ladieeees *nod* they're very nice..but i'm also scared they'll beat me up one day...so...*cowers under a table* <lj user="orlando_bloom"> for introducing me to the wonderous uses for duct tape... <lj user="gil_doron"> awwww..little gilimaus >_< <lj user="deb_gibson"> so...if there was ever a fight between Deb and Tiff (Battle of the 80's Teen Queens!) i'd like to put in my request to be the Don King-esque promoter please... <lj user="emersonburton"> <lj user="lilylazer"><lj user="villevalo"><lj user="gas__lipstick"> <lj user="mige_armour"> - because HIM kick ass... <lj user="possiblecatwig"> My other wife besides Matt *nod* from the land of real people..oooh... <lj user="hannahwood"> she has good hair... <lj user="sexy_bill_cosby"> dirty old man... and everyone else who makes my friends pages dance.... 8 cocks | beer?

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